What is this? Why is my muffin on fire?
New. Exciting. Tiring. Different. Helpless. Lucky. Happy. Developing. Small. Strong. Interesting. Giving. Awesome. Hard. Annoying. Delightful. Sweet. Loving. Time-consuming. Smelly. Messy. Funny. Stressful. Heartbreaking. Heartwarming. Beautiful… We got some words now.
I cannot say whether I’m sad or happy that the year is over, I’m guessing a bit of both, but it’s certainly been a year like no other.
Happy birthday, my girl!
PS. Please grow up to be a decent person.
Science fact: Sometimes when two humans mate, an elf pops out.
That’s right, bitches, walking at 9 months.
But… But… But what about me??
Rock on, mom, rock on.
Stop. Taking. Photos. Dad.
Happy is happy.